This Toilet Paper
This lawn chair.
This bottle of Sriracha.
Dat hula hoop.
This hunk of meat.
Your bike made out of balloons.
Your child's toy.
This tree stump.
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She tried to do you a favor. She failed.
It's the thought that counts. Right?
At least he's being honest about it.
Your attempt at stocking the bathroom is noble, but horrifying.
Oh mom... You tried.
We give her an A For effort. And a D, for "D'oh."
Um... Thanks, sweetie...
We're guessing that cleaning it up together wasn't as equally romantic.
At least they'll appreciate the cake itself.
Maybe he just thought his windshield wipers were lonely?
Wow, that looks delicious... Thanks.
His heart was in the right place. A working pen was not.
Great job, mom. Great job.