Paranoid, much?

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    These flip-flops.
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    This Pizza.
  • 3
    This Toilet Paper
    ...And don't try to say this a life hack.
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    This lawn chair.
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    Your homeboy.
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    This bottle of Sriracha.
    We know it's delicious... But, come on.
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    Dat hula hoop.
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    This hunk of meat.
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    Your bike made out of balloons.
    Although your commitment to detail is impressive.
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    Your lunch.
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    Your child's toy.
    At least, we hope it belongs to a child.
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    This tree stump.
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    These Doritos.
    The Nintendo DS, we understand. But this?

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  • She tried to do you a favor. She failed.

  • It's the thought that counts. Right?

  • Thanks, Grandma.

  • At least he's being honest about it.

  • Your attempt at stocking the bathroom is noble, but horrifying.

  • Oh mom... You tried.

  • We give her an A For effort. And a D, for "D'oh."

  • Um... Thanks, sweetie...

  • We're guessing that cleaning it up together wasn't as equally romantic.

  • At least they'll appreciate the cake itself.

  • Maybe he just thought his windshield wipers were lonely?

  • Wow, that looks delicious... Thanks.

  • His heart was in the right place. A working pen was not.

  • Great job, mom. Great job.