A Chicago Bears fan wearing the late, great Walter Payton's No. 34 probably wishes he had the moves of Sweetness.
With some of Payton's footwork perhaps he could have avoided running headfirst into a pole.
Watch above as he and another man engage in a sidewalk sprint. "Footrace Between Drunk Bears Fans Ends Exactly As It Should," the Deadspin headline reads.
The video comes complete with observers laughing and some guy commenting, "You guys are geniuses."
It's been an eventful month for the Bears' faithful. In another incident that made the rounds online recently, a Bears fan tasered his Packers-loving wife.