How many fairs, exhibitions, installations, films, openings, and pop-up shops can one city handle?

We're about to find out as The Huffington Post hits Art Basel Miami Beach 2013, a heaping portion of art fair with a sideshow circus you just have to see to believe.

From Pulse to PAMM, Wynwood to Hollywood, here's what's happening during Miami's Art Week:

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From HuffPost Arts & Culture's Priscilla Frank comes the ultimate list of standouts, including Juan Genoves (below) and his textural globs that formed a "miniature craft graveyard." Read the whole list here.

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A "gorgeous, Jewish, white boy" drug dealer opens up to Vice about what Basel means for his trade -- and how to tell the difference between visitors:

"People from California wear open, flow-y shit, and people from NYC are upright and uptight...

"At Basel, cocaine does the best. Weed and MDMA also get good sales. I'm not sure if you know and I probably shouldn't tell you, but MDMA is synthetic and fake here. It's all methylone—just bath salts. I should technically encourage people not to buy it, but I won't."

Gah! Read more at Vice.com.

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The 2013 edition of Art Basel Miami Beach drew an attendance of 75,000 over the five show days, according to a press release from fair organizers.

That's a seven percent increase over last year, good news for the fair's economic impact to the Miami area. And it doesn't even include visitors to satellite fairs and exhibitions.

Sales, too, were good, according to gallerist Peter Macgill.

"This is our first year as an exhibitor at Art Basel in Miami Beach and we just loved being here," MacGill, of Pace/MacGill Gallery in New York, said in a statement. "I think it was good for our artists to be exposed to this enormous and enormously diverse crowd.. Our sales have been great."

Others said this year's fair was a triumph of content.

"I’ve participated in Art Basel in Miami Beach since its inception in 2002 and without any exception, this is the most successful of all its editions in terms of quality, conversations, volume of visitors and new audiences," said a statement from New York gallerist Sean Kelly.

'We have been very impressed by the quality of collectors attending this year, and by the number of curators and museum groups," said London's Sadie Coles of Sadie Coles HQ. "The fair feels very focused, and there are some wonderful booths. Art Basel in Miami Beach is unmissable for galleries like ours and is now maturing and deepening in a very impressive way. Business here is broader than it was before – we have had success here with both our more established and our younger artists. It wasn't always like that."

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We're floored. A round of applause for the 75,000 stylish people who attended this year -- and their shoes.

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  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Street Style - Day 3

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 06: Janie Stamm, wearing a vintage dress, B Michael hat and a Sharif bag, attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 6, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Aaron Davidson/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Street Style - Day 3

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 06: Janie Stamm, wearing a vintage dress, and a B Michael hat, attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 6, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Aaron Davidson/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Street Style - Day 3

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 06: Janie Stamm (handbag detail) wearing a vintage dress and a Sharif bag, attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 6, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Aaron Davidson/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach - Day 3

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 06: (L-R) Kim Ntsimi, Harry Brant and rapper Theophilus London attend Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 6, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Aaron Davidson/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Street Style - Day 3

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 06: Actress Mireya Rios, wearing a Vince Camuto top, John Galt shorts, Stuart Weitzman Theodora & Callum shoes, a Prada bag and Alejandra Vasquez jewelry (L) and Ezra J. William, wearing an Equipment top, Yves Saint Laurent sweater and shoes, Lanvin shorts, Hermes bag, Richard Mille watch, and jewelry by Anita Ko and Cartier, attend Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 6, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Mireya Acierto/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Street Style - Day 3

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 06: Ezra J. William (handbag detail), wearing an Equipment top, Yves Saint Laurent shoes, Lanvin shorts, Hermes bag, attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 6, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Mireya Acierto/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach - Day 3

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 06: Demet Muftuoglu (L) and designer Johan Lindeberg attend Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 6, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Mireya Acierto/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Street Style - Day 3

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 06: Courtney Kline (shoe detail), wearing Rebecca Minkoff shoes, attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 6, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Aaron Davidson/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Street Style - Day 3

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 06: Harry Bee (shoe detail) wearing Jeffrey Limited Edition Sperry Top-Siders, attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 6, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Aaron Davidson/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Street Style - Day 3

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 06: Polina Proshkina, wearing a Tibi top, Balenciaga shorts, an Alexander Wang bag, Givenchy shoes and Cartier jewelry, attends Art Basel Miami BEach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 6, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Mireya Acierto/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Street Style - Day 3

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 06: Polina Proshkina, wearing a Tibi top, Balenciaga shorts, an Alexander Wang bag, Givenchy shoes and Cartier jewelry, attends Art Basel Miami BEach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 6, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Mireya Acierto/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Street Style - Day 3

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 06: Tanae Guerrant (L), wearing Wealth Harte t-shirt, Chanel bag, Vince jeans and Jordan shoes, and Justin Wadlington, wearing a custom t-shirt, Levi's jeans, Chuck Taylor shoes, sunglasses and belt by Gucci and a G-Shock watch, attend Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 6, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Mireya Acierto/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Street Style - Day 3

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 06: Julia Trotta, wearing a vintage romper and Dieppa Restrepo shoes (L), and Ashley Mitchell, wearing a Proenza Schouler dress, Duccio Venturi shoes, and a Dezso handbag, attend Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 6, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Mireya Acierto/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Street Style - Day 3

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 06: Petra Levin, wearing a top by Charlie by Matthew Zink, Versace pants, Isabel Marant belt, and Tom Ford sunglasses, attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 6, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Mireya Acierto/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Street Style - Day 3

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 06: Tracy Stern, wearing a dress by Halston, Jimmy Choo shoes and a Lanvin purse, attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 6, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Aaron Davidson/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Street Style - Day 3

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 06: Courtney Kline, wearing a Rowallan bag, Rebecca Minkoff shoes, a BCBG shirt and Marissa Webb shorts, attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 6, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Aaron Davidson/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Street Style - Day 3

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 06: Grace Marley, wearing a hat and shoes by BCBG, vintage bangles and a Michael Kors watch, attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 6, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Aaron Davidson/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Street Style - Day 3

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 06: Allie Kaplan (L) and Lexi Kaplan, wearing Rag & Bone jeans and jackets, Tod's loafers, an American Apparel top, Chanel handbag, Miansai jewelry and Ray-Ban sungalsses, attend Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 6, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Mireya Acierto/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Street Style - Day 3

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 06: Allie Kaplan (L) and Lexi Kaplan (shoe detail), wearing Rag & Bone jeans and Tod's loafers, attend Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 6, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Mireya Acierto/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Street Style - Day 3

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 06: Petra Levin (handbag detail), wearing a top by Charlie by Matthew Zink, and Versace pants, attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 6, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Mireya Acierto/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Street Style - Day 3

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 06: Elizabeth TenHouten, wearing a vintage Gucci purse, Dior shoes, GURHAN jewelry and a BCBG dress, attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 6, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Aaron Davidson/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Street Style - Day 3

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 06: Elizabeth TenHouten (shoe detail), wearing Dior shoes and a BCBG dress, attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 6, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Aaron Davidson/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Street Style - Day 3

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 06: Harry Brant, wearing a Chanel jacket, Saint Laurent pants, and Prada shoes, attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 6, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Aaron Davidson/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Street Style - Day 3

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 06: Harry Brant (shoe detail) wearing Prada shoes, attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 6, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Aaron Davidson/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Street Style - Day 3

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 06: Elizabeth TenHouten (jewelry detail), wearing GURHAN jewelry and a BCBG dress, attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 6, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Aaron Davidson/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Street Style - Day 3

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 06: Tracy Stern (shoe detail), wearing a dress by Halston and Jimmy Choo shoes, attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 6, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Aaron Davidson/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Street Style - Day 3

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 06: Tracy Stern, wearing a dress by Halston and a Lanvin bag, attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 6, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Aaron Davidson/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Street Style - Day 3

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 06: Courtney Kline (handbag detail) wearing a Rowallan bag, a BCBG shirt and Marissa Webb shorts, attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 6, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Aaron Davidson/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Street Style - Day 3

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 06: Lindsi Lane (shoe detail), wearing Stuart Weitzman shoes, attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 6, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Mireya Acierto/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Street Style - Day 3

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 06: Lizzy Schwartz, wearing a Poulette jumper, Hermes bag, a Rolex watch and jewelry by Netali Nissim and Cartier (L), and Lindsi Lane, wearing Motel Rocks dress, Shourouk bag, Stuart Weitzman shoes and a Rolex watch attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 6, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Mireya Acierto/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Street Style - Day 3

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 06: Lindsi Lane (sunglass detail), wearing Sunsweet sunglasses, attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 6, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Mireya Acierto/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Street Style - Day 3

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 06: Lindsi Lane (handbag detail), wearing a Motel Rocks dress, Shourouk bag, and a Rolex watch, attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 6, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Mireya Acierto/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Street Style - Day 3

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 06: Ashley Mitchell (shoe detail), wearing a Proenza Schouler dress and Duccio Venturi shoes, attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 6, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Mireya Acierto/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach - Day 3

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 06: Designer Johan Lindeberg attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 6, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Mireya Acierto/Getty Images)

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    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 06: Eugene Sadovoy attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 6, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Aaron Davidson/Getty Images)

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The Art Newspaper takes a look back at the Worst Art Basel Ever -- that'd be the 2008 edition -- and crows about this year's high demand:

Now, it seems that the good times are back: Wednesday’s VIP preview of the fair “was the best-attended opening I can remember in Miami”, Bell says. “People were running to our booth,” says Glenn Scott Wright of Victoria Miro (M9), where sales included Yayoi Kusama’s Flowers That Bloom Tomorrow, 2010, priced around $500,000. Meanwhile, Greene Naftali (E2) has had its most successful fair ever, Carol Greene says. The gallery sold four colourful mattresses by Guyton/Walker (all Untitled, 2013) for $65,000 each to collectors from the “four corners of the world”.

With such high demand, “finding inventory” is something that worries everyone, says Gordon VeneKlasen at Michael Werner Gallery (C10). “That’s why so many galleries have taken on 50 artists; so they have something to show at the 50 art fairs they do,” he says. The gallery’s sales included the $1.4m paid for a mixed-media work on paper made in 1999 by the late artist Sigmar Polke.

PHEW! Get the full report at The Art Newspaper.

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So many stars, from Martha Stewart to Steven Tyler to (ugh) Paris Hilton. Check out our slideshow of Hollywood hitting the beach here.

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The OddFellows Speakeasy's been open all week, but tonight they really ramp things up with a performance by Theophilus London, who'll not only debut two new songs but stage a live interactive art installation -- because it's Basel, and everyone must.

But thanks to its “no cell phone" policy, this one's different, too. And thanks to Veuve Cliquot, you can anonymously confess your sins into a phone, recordings of which will then be played in waiting areas along with everyone else's.

Head to the Plymouth Hotel at 336 21st Street, to check it out. Doors open at 10 p.m.

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At the launch party for an artist-designed Champagne bottle, gallerist Larry Gagosian told Women's Wear Daily's Erik Maza that Basel may be teetering on the edge of too much:

“It could be the social scene swallows the art scene,” he said. “It could erode the core of what made this and I’m a little concerned that serious collectors, people who I do business with, and a lot of my colleagues might say, ‘Well, this is just some social rat f--k,’ and I’ve already started to sense a little bit of that.”

Gagosian had more on his mind.

“It becomes a place to attach a product launch and I understand that. Those are legitimate businesses, too. I’m not a snob,” he said. “All I’m saying is that for my industry, the tail might wag the dog and that could be a problem. Two years ago, the audience was a little more interesting from the perspective of the galleries that come here.”

Read the full story -- including thoughts from China Chow and the Black Keys drummer Patrick Carney -- at WWD.

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When artist Ryan McGinness hosted a night of "Win Lose or Draw" at The Standard, we knew we had to go -- and we knew we had to win.

Mission accomplished.

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"Hump Day"

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We got stuck with "Don't eat where you shit." Oops.

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The grand prize: a whole box of McGinness goodies. Hooray! -- JC

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HuffPost blogger Leah Stern's compilation of Basel bon mots is a must:

"I don't get it." (Overheard 30 times.)

"I could do that." (Overheard 30 times.)

"I hate these people." (Overheard 30 times.)

"Notice how the light shimmers off the egg tarts."

"Can we just get through one day without saying Kanye?"

"She's Latin right? What's her name? Martinez? Hernandez? Gonzalez?"

"I don't have an invite, I'm ON the invite."

Read the whole list here.

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Kudos, Bleeding Palm. We're howling with laughter. Get more at Bleedingpalm.com:

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11. Waxing poetic on Throwback Thursday about the old school Design District block party while bouncing between Hermes, Fendi and Louis Vuitton and complaining about the Design District going commercial.

18. Believing that Art Basel starts December 5th as stated on the official website and missing all the best events which are over by December 5th.

-- Joanna Popper

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There's a woman rendering the fairs in duct tape in a dusty space off Espanola Way.

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Sales at the mid-Beach fair NADA are going gangbusters, reports ArtInfo:

The mood was high and the sales were swift during the opening preview of the New Art Dealers Alliance (NADA) fair on Thursday morning... This year’s roster included more than 80 art spaces with a typically strong contingent from NADA’s home base of New York (and especially the Lower East Side) and an emphasis on younger, edgier galleries and artists...

Brisk sales were reported across the board and quite a few galleries had sold their entire booths by 2 p.m., when the fair opened to the general public. Michael Clifton of New York gallery Clifton Benevento remarked that the mood was “frenetic.” “It feels very buoyant, “ he said. LES-based JTT Gallery, which showed at NADA for the second time, had sold every work in its booth, including several pieces by Brooklyn-based video artist Borna Sammak.

Read the full report at bouinartinfo.com.

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Our agenda: FriendsWithYou's "Somewhere Over The Rainbow" installation at the Mondrian, Faile and Bast's Deluxx Fluxx Arcade installation on Washington Avenue, and Paper Mag's Tiki Disco party at the Gale.

Our favorite part: all of it. From flopping on a giant inflatable bed under a giant inflatable balloon by FriendsWithYou, to foosball in a retina-burning back room at Deluxx Fluxx, chilling poolside on the Gale rooftop next to a pop-up tiki bar, we discovered a highly recommendable itinerary (and you can just leave your car at stop no. 1 and cab!).

Most Miami moment: playing an arcade game in which we dropped bails of cocaine from a plane to boats below, all while evading police.

On the menu: the excellent Jamaican BBQ at Tiki Disco, where a happy gentleman served up heaping plates of jerk chicken, mac and cheese, rice, and coleslaw for $10. (Unrelated: how pretty is the Gale? We love it so much there.)

Best accessory (tie): Perrier's flamingo bendy straws at the Gale and slim can koozies and Deluxx Fluxx.

Most phallic object: FriendsWithYou's narrow red inflatable is a penis beacon visible in the Mondrian's backyard all the way from Miami proper.

Most inspiring coincidence: From the Gale rooftop, we could see the Art Basel Film Sector screening at New World. For 10 minutes, dancers on the screen a block away were moving in time with the Tiki Disco DJ.

Biggest disappointment: iPhone photos in the dark.

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Yesterday we brought you the penis purse. Today we have even more looks and details of what Basel-goers wore on the second day of the fair:

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  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Street Style - Day 2

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 05: Pam Gaslow, wearing a cardigan by BCBG, AG Jeans, handbag by Vlieger & Vandam, Jee Vice glasses and a plastic neckace made by her niece, attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 5, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Aaron Davidson/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Street Style - Day 2

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 05: Pam Gaslow, wearing a cardigan by BCBG, Jee Vice glasses and a plastic neckace made by her niece, attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 5, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Aaron Davidson/Getty Images)

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    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 05: Chandra Rudd (shoe detail) wearing 7 For All Mankind jeans and Prada shoes attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 5, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Aaron Davidson/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Street Style - Day 2

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 05: Chandra Rudd wearing a Golden Goose sweater, 7 For All Mankind jeans, Prada shoes and a Jimmy Choo bag, attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 5, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Aaron Davidson/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Street Style - Day 2

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 05: Pam Gaslow (fashion detail) wearing AG Jeans and a handbag by Vlieger & Vandam, attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 5, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Aaron Davidson/Getty Images)

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    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 05: Montse Ortega (L), wearing AllSaints pants and adidas shoes, and Laura Mayoral, wearing adidas shoes and a Chanel bag, attend Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 5, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Aaron Davidson/Getty Images)

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    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 05: Montse Ortega, wearing AllSaints pants, attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 5, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Aaron Davidson/Getty Images)

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    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 05: Allison Janae Hamilton, wearing custom jewelry, attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 5, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Aaron Davidson/Getty Images)

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    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 05: Sherry Effron, wearing a sweater from Norway, a Gucci bag, a custom rubber and metal necklace and Selima Optique glasses, attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 5, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Aaron Davidson/Getty Images)

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    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 05: Julianne Bagley (nail detail), wearing a Michael Kors watch, attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 5, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Aaron Davidson/Getty Images)

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    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 05: Maya Drummond, wearing a t-shirt and shorts by Love Culture and a vintage bag, attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 5, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Aaron Davidson/Getty Images)

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    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 05: Julianne Bagley (shoe detail), wearing Steve Madden shoes, attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 5, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Aaron Davidson/Getty Images)

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    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 05: Julianne Bagley (fashion detail), wearing a skirt by TOBI, jacket by Theory, Michael Kors watch and bag, and Steve Madden shoes, attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 5, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Aaron Davidson/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Street Style - Day 2

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 05: Maya Drummond (bag detail), wearing a t-shirt and shorts by Love Culture and a vintage bag, attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 5, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Aaron Davidson/Getty Images)

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    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 05: Maya Drummond (fashion detail), wearing a t-shirt and shorts by Love Culture and a vintage bag, attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 5, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Aaron Davidson/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Street Style - Day 2

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 05: Sherry Effron, wearing a sweater from Norway, custom boots, a Gucci bag, a custom rubber and metal necklace and Selima Optique glasses, attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 5, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Aaron Davidson/Getty Images)

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    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 05: Sherry Effron, wearing custom boots, attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 5, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Aaron Davidson/Getty Images)

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    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 05: Maya Drummond (hair detail), wearing a t-shirt by Love Culture and a vintage bag, attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 5, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Aaron Davidson/Getty Images)

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    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 05: Amy Kern, wearing a dress by Elizabeth and James, a bag by Marni and bracelets by Elsa Peretti, attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 5, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Aaron Davidson/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Street Style - Day 2

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 05: Julianne Bagley, wearing a skirt by TOBI, jacket by Theory, a Nasty Gal headband, Michael Kors watch and bag, and Steve Madden shoes, attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 5, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Aaron Davidson/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Street Style - Day 2

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 05: (L-R) Jose Leopold, wearing Club Monaco pants, Nani Lamarque wearing AMAP t-shirt and nike shoes and Juan Salazar wearing Urban Outfitters shirt, jeans by ASOS, and new balance shoes, attend Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 5, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Aaron Davidson/Getty Images)

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    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 05: Marika Baldoni, wearing a Diane Von Furstenberg top and a Givenchy by Riccardo Tisci bag, attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 5, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Mireya Acierto/Getty Images)

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    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 05: (L-R) Jose Leopold, Nani Lamarque, wearing Nike shoes and Juan Salazar (shoe detail) wearing jeans by ASOS and New Balance shoes, attend Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 5, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Aaron Davidson/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Street Style - Day 2

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 05: Jason Smith, wearing a shirt by Reiss from London, pants by Quiksilver, shoes by Nike and a watch by Nixon, attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 5, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Aaron Davidson/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Street Style - Day 2

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 05: Jason Smith, wearing a shirt by Reiss from London, pants by Quiksilver and a watch by Nixon, attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 5, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Aaron Davidson/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Street Style - Day 2

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 05: Jason Smith, wearing pants by Quiksilver and shoes by Nike, attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 5, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Aaron Davidson/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Street Style - Day 2

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 05: Claudine Steffen, wearing a Gucci top, shorts, and handbag, Jimmy Choo shoes and Tom Ford sunglasses, attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 5, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Aaron Davidson/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Street Style - Day 2

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 05: Claudine Steffen, wearing a Gucci top, shorts, and handbag, and Tom Ford glasses, attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 5, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Aaron Davidson/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Street Style - Day 2

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 05: Frederic Walter, wearing a shirt by Dior, scarf by L'Eclaireur, shorts by Ralph Lauren and shoes by Tod's, attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 5, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Aaron Davidson/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Street Style - Day 2

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 05: Dr. Dana Stern, wearing a vintage dress and belt, and a bag by Jasper & Jeera, attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 5, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Aaron Davidson/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Street Style - Day 2

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 05: Dr. Dana Stern (fashion detail), wearing a vintage dress and belt, and a bag by Jasper & Jeera, attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 5, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Aaron Davidson/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Street Style - Day 2

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 05: Victor Rollins, wearing his own vintage clothing, a Skagen Denmark watch and carrying a vintage Rolleiflex, attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 5, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Aaron Davidson/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Street Style - Day 2

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 05: Victor Rollins (fashion detail), wearing his own vintage clothing, a Skagen Denmark watch and carrying a vintage Rolleiflex, attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 5, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Aaron Davidson/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Day 2

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 05: Laurie Lynn Stark attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 5, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Mireya Acierto/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Street Style - Day 2

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 05: Model Daria Strokous, wearing shoes by Giuseppe Zanotti, a handbag by Alexander Wang and sunglasses by Tom Ford, attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 5, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Aaron Davidson/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Street Style - Day 2

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 05: Model Daria Strokous (shoe detail), wearing shoes by Giuseppe Zanotti, attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 5, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Aaron Davidson/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Street Style - Day 2

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 05: Model Ines Rivero, wearing a top by Kenzo, a skirt and boots by Isabel Marant, bag by Hermes, sunglasses by Prada and Chanel lipstick, attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 5, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Aaron Davidson/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Street Style - Day 2

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 05: Model Ines Rivero (shoe detail), wearing boots by Isabel Marant, attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 5, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Aaron Davidson/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Day 2

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 05: Supermodel Kristen McMenamy attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 5, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Mireya Acierto/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Street Style - Day 2

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 05: Allison Janae Hamilton, wearing a top by Topshop, vintage metalic overleaf and and Dolce & Gabbana sunglasses, attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 5, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Aaron Davidson/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Street Style - Day 2

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 05: Yvonne Quirmbach, wearing a Saint Laurent shirt, Acne jeans and Miu Miu shoes, attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 5, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Aaron Davidson/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Street Style - Day 2

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 05: Yvonne Quirmbach (hair detail), attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 5, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Aaron Davidson/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Street Style - Day 2

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 05: Yaz Faradji, wearing a t-shirt by Scotch & Soda, customized shorts and a Y-3 backpack, attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 5, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Aaron Davidson/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Street Style - Day 2

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 05: Yaz Faradji (fashion detail), wearing a t-shirt by Scotch & Soda, customized shorts and a Y-3 backpack, attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 5, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Aaron Davidson/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Day 2

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 05: Elle Macpherson attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 5, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Mireya Acierto/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Street Style - Day 2

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 05: Allison Janae Hamilton (shoe detail), wearing shoes by Vince Camuto, attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 5, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Aaron Davidson/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Street Style - Day 2

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 05: Pei-Yu Tsai, wearing a t-shirt by Superdry, Nike shoes, Tom Ford sunglasses and carrying a Leica camera, attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 5, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Aaron Davidson/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Street Style - Day 2

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 05: Pei-Yu Tsai (fashion detail), wearing a t-shirt by Superdry, and carrying a Leica camera, attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 5, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Aaron Davidson/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Street Style - Day 2

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 05: Allison Janae Hamilton (handbag detail), wearing a bag by Kelsi Dagger, attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 5, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Aaron Davidson/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Day 2

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 05: Actress Pamela Anderson poses in front of works by Yayoi Kusama at David Zwirner Gallery booth attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 5, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Mireya Acierto/Getty Images)

  • Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 - Street Style - Day 2

    MIAMI BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 05: Amy Kern, wearing a dress by Elizabeth and James, shoes by Lanvin, a bag by Marni and bracelets by Elsa Peretti, attends Art Basel Miami Beach 2013 at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 5, 2013 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Aaron Davidson/Getty Images)

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...is 11 years old and works with guns.

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  • Charles Gitnick

    Charles Gitnick poses with his artwork that focuses on the image of the gun, triggered by all the gun violence he was hearing in the news, during his Art Basel show in Miami, Wednesday, Dec. 4, 2013. Gitnick, a sixth grader, places toy guns that look like real weapons on a canvas and paints over them, purposely camouflaging them in an abstract design. He says it's a way to express his fear of gun violence. At just 11 years old, he is one of the youngest artists to show his work when the international art world convenes for Art Basel Miami Beach. (AP Photo/J Pat Carter)

  • Charles Gitnick

    Charles Gitnick poses with his artwork that focuses on the image of the gun, triggered by all the gun violence he was hearing in the news, during his Art Basel show in Miami, Wednesday, Dec. 4, 2013. Gitnick, a sixth grader, places toy guns that look like real weapons on a canvas and paints over them, purposely camouflaging them in an abstract design. He says it's a way to express his fear of gun violence. At just 11 years old, he is one of the youngest artists to show his work when the international art world convenes for Art Basel Miami Beach. (AP Photo/J Pat Carter)

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"Some of the girls had their periods, and they had to have their tampon strings cut. And Kanye couldn't even show. Tisk, tisk." -- Liz Tracy, Miami New Times

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Number 7: Mirrors. Oh, the reflected humanity!

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Miami's own Naomi Fisher "jokes around" after opening a coconut as part of her installation "Paradise Walking" at Art Basel Miami Beach on Wednesday. (Quotes come courtesy of the Associated Press caption.)

But here's what you really need to know: Fisher has installed a secret bar in Basel's Nova section, and the menu changes daily.

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So how is Art Basel actually going?

The Miami Herald reports both crowds and sales are quite strong, thanks, despite the NYTimes' doom and gloom:

If anyone harbored doubts about the depth of hunger for big-ticket art at Miami Beach’s gargantuan Art Basel fair, or about organizers’ wavering commitment to the city, those were quickly stilled Wednesday morning as the headlining event of the week’s art fiesta opened its doors to a refined mob of well-heeled VIPs...

At London’s White Cube gallery, which represents stars Damien Hirst, Tracey Emin and Liza Lou, among others, owner Matt Carey-Williams said sales have been “very, very strong.” Three works priced at more than $1 million were sold by late afternoon.

Pace Gallery sold an Antoni Tàpies construction of marble dust, synthetic varnish, and acrylic paint on wood for $200,000 and a Jim Dine composition of acrylic and sand on linen for $120,000.

The paper notes top collectors were "very much" in evidence, including Eli Broad, Qiao Zhibing, and Michael Eisner. Read the full report at MiamiHerald.com.

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So much awesomeness. That's what you'll find in our gallery of fashion from preview/vernissage day at Art Basel Miami Beach. Here's three of our favorite moments below; click through for the whole enchilada.

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It's roughly 8 minutes long, and 80 times as moving. It's also the end of Day 2 and our brains are completely and utterly fried, so we're just gonna say this simply: go see Matthu Placek's "A Portrait Of Marina Abramovic" at the YoungArts "Jewel Box" or forever regret your choices in life. It's free. It's beautiful. And it screens every half-hour from 6 p.m. to 3 a.m. until Saturday. There's even parking. WE KNOW.

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    Marina Abramovic attends the World Premiere of 'A Portrait Of Marina Abramovic' Sponsored By CAR2GO on December 3, 2013 in Miami. (Photo by Gustavo Caballero/Getty Images for GCK)

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    General views of the World Premiere Of 'A Portrait Of Marina Abramovic' Sponsored By CAR2GO on December 3, 2013 in Miami, Florida. (Photo by Gustavo Caballero/Getty Images for GCK)

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    Paul Lehr, Marina Abramovic and Cecilia Dean. (Photo by Gustavo Caballero/Getty Images for GCK)

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    Filmmaker Matthu Placek and Marina Abramovic. (Photo by Gustavo Caballero/Getty Images for GCK)

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    Inside the former Bacardi "Jewel Box" for a screening of "A Portrait Of Marina Abramovic."

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    Outside on the YoungArts campus.

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Even Twitter's over Kanye Watch, and it didn't wait three hours for him to no-show in a warehouse after a day full of manufactured buzz.

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