Ever since the classic “A Christmas Story” scene, people have wondered if it is really possible to freeze your tongue to a pole by licking it.
Well, based on the footage from a few YouTubers' attempts (compiled in the above video as evidence), the short answer is “Yes”.
The long answer? “Yes, but it’s a really awful idea and you could easily end up with no taste buds and a mouth full of blood, so don’t do it. Unless of course you’re ‘triple-dog dared,' in which case you really have no choice.”