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19 Foods We've Been Eating All Wrong, According To Stock Photos

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Apparently we've been eating our food all wrong.

Let these 19 stock photos show you how it's really done.

  • 1
    Apples
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    And this whole time we thought we were supposed to use our mouths.
  • 2
    Noodles
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    Step 1: Boil noodles. Step 2: pour them all over the table. Step 3: Enjoy.
  • 3
    Eggs
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    First you fry the egg, then you plaster it to your face. You're welcome.
  • 4
    Chicken Wings
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    Most people don't realize this, but you can't really taste the chicken unless you make an "O" face.
  • 5
    Fish
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    There's no need to de-scale or de-bone your fish, just slowly lower into your throat!
  • 6
    Turkey
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    Your Thanksgiving will never be the same after you try wearing your turkey as a headpiece.
  • 7
    Chocolate
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    First, melt it down. Then, pour it all over your head. What happens next is totally up to you!
  • 8
    Raspberries
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    You truly haven't lived until you've eaten your raspberries off of your own fingers, one by one.
  • 9
    Raw Meat
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    This girl knows what's up.
  • 10
    Hot Dogs
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    Bun-first is clearly the way to go.
  • 11
    Bananas
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    DID YOU KNOW? All bananas are also phones.
  • 12
    Gravy
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    Many people foolishly believe that gravy is a condiment. As this guy demonstrates, it's actually a main course.
  • 13
    Tires
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    Look at those perfect grill marks!
  • 14
    Pieces Of Glass
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    Mmm, mmm, mmm! Tasty.
  • 15
    Cassette Tapes
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    Also goes well with a nice Chianti.
  • 16
    Spoonfulls Of Little Towns
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    We know what you're thinking: why haven't I thought of this?!?!?
  • 17
    Records
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    You can almost hear how tasty this is.
  • 18
    Cabbages
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    Look, we know you're probably hesitant to decapitate yourself in the name of food, but it really brings out the taste of the cabbage. Fedora optional.
  • 19
    And Finally, Giant Pieces Of Wood
    You've probably been cutting your wood into tiny pieces your whole life. Stop wasting your time and just bite right in!

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