WOMEN
12/13/2013 11:47 am ET | Updated Jan 23, 2014

Women Rejoice At The News Of Beyonce's New Album, Because, Duh

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It should come as no surprise that while we were tucking ourselves into bed last night, Beyonce was releasing a new album. The new LP, titled "Beyoncé," includes 14 songs and 17 videos, and essentially made all the dreams of womankind come true. (OK, maybe not all of them, but a few.)

Naturally, as soon as the news of Queen Bey's new album dropped, the Twitterverse exploded with all sorts of excellent and appropriate reactions of unadulterated joy. Here are just a few of our favorites:

#Beyonce's new album makes me think that Santa's actually probably a woman.

— Elizabeth Plank (@feministabulous) December 13, 2013

I never knew Beyonce saying "surfboard" was all I ever needed in this weird cruel world

— jessica testa (@jtes) December 13, 2013

Can't wait to hear the song Taylor Swift writes for her next album about Beyonce ruining her birthday.

— Kate Spencer (@katespencer) December 13, 2013

Nope, we shouldn't even bother, there's no point MT @julieklausner Today in non-Beyoncé related content:

— Emily Gould (@EmilyGould) December 13, 2013

The new Beyoncé song about oral sex is almost as good as actual oral sex.

— TracieEganMorrissey (@jezebel_tracie) December 13, 2013

The ONLY bad part of Beyonce's new album is that Gwyneth probably heard it before we did

— Michelle Markowitz (@michmarkowitz) December 13, 2013

If your tumblr is not all beyoncé gifs right now then what are you even doing

— Heben Nigatu (@heavenrants) December 13, 2013

is santa beyonce?

— Erin Gloria Ryan (@morninggloria) December 13, 2013

If you're not spending the morning glued to http://t.co/avtRMn6xil then I don't even know what to say to you.

— Rebecca Shapiro (@RebeccaShap) December 13, 2013

Waking up to find out that this is the best day of my life...nothing else matters anymore #BEYONCÉ #QueenBey #bowdown

— Alanna Vagianos (@lannadelgrey) December 13, 2013

Basically only on Twitter right now for Beyonce reactions. http://t.co/98abcZVORc

— Jessica Valenti (@JessicaValenti) December 13, 2013

And probably the most accurate reaction of all...

"i was late for work today because of Beyoncé"

— Rossalyn Warren (@RossalynWarren) December 13, 2013

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