Best Tweets: What Women Said On Twitter This Week

The Funniest Tweets From Women This Week

Instagram debuted direct messaging this week, making many tweeters wonder what kind of pictures need to be privately messaged rather than posted publicly. Comedian Sara Schaefer took a guess: "Very excited to hear the news about Instagram direct. I’ve always wanted to try out Kelvin on my junk." Yes Ms. Schaefer, that would definitely be one for a private message.

In other news blowing up the Twittersphere this week, Fox News host Megyn Kelly declared on air that Santa Claus must be white. Writer and producer, Eliza Bayne, was not positive about Santa Claus' race, but definitely knew his nationality: "Santa may or may not be white, but with his obesity problem he's definitely American."

The great Santa Claus debate came to a close Friday morning when Queen Bey dropped a surprise album and made Christmas come early for everyone. Allison Davis put all of the rumors to rest when she tweeted: "The world woke up to a new, surprise Beyonce album. So, Santa IS black, and apparently, Santa is Beyonce."

For more great tweets from women, click through the gallery below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.

Instagram debuted private messaging. They decided to call it Instagram Direct rather than their first choice Hey Look! It's My Dick.

— Michelle Wolf (@michelleisawolf) December 12, 2013

#Beyonce's new album makes me think that Santa's actually probably a woman.

— Elizabeth Plank (@feministabulous) December 13, 2013

The only thing that got me out of bed this morning was knowing I had a clean pair of pajama jeans set and ready to wear for the day

— Katina Corrao (@KatinaCorrao) December 13, 2013

On my way to therapy. Is there anything anyone would like me to bring up for them?

— Jenny Mollen (@jennyandteets) December 10, 2013

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