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12/22/2013 11:09 am ET

Pajamas You Should Never, Ever Wear On Christmas Morning

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Christmas morning traditionally means families crowding around the tree, piles of presents being opened... and everyone in their pajamas.

Strange? For some families, sure. But you can avoid any PJ awkwardness by simply choosing the right jammies. As Christmas approaches this week, here's our advice on what not to wear when ripping open those gifts.

  • 1 "Sexy Cutout" PJs
    We'd suggest skipping the sexy pink satin PJs -- especially if there's a keyhole at the bust. Dare to buy them here.
  • 2 "Somebody Spank Me" PJs
    Asking your father or grandma to "spank you" probably won't go over well. Dare to buy them here.
  • 3 "Ugly Christmas Sweater" PJs
    The eyes can't handle this much visual stimulation in the morning. Dare to buy them here.
  • 4 "Cut Down To There" PJs
    Satin is nice... cleavage not so much. Dare to buy them here.
  • 5 "Drunk Brunch" PJs
    Perhaps you shouldn't broadcast your love of alcohol early in the morning? Dare to buy them here.
  • 6 "Political Shouting Match" PJs
    We always recommend avoiding political arguments with family until at least 1pm. Dare to buy them here.
  • 7 "Insult Everyone" PJs
    Calling your family members ugly? Yeah, probably not a good idea. Dare to buy them here.
  • 8 "Trekkie" PJs
    It's not that your family members will judge you for your Star Trek pajamas, but... your family members might judge you for your Star Trek pajamas. Dare to buy them here.
  • 9 "Lace All Over" PJs
    Nothing says "happy holidays" like head-to-toe lace. Dare to buy them here.
  • 10 "Outshine The Children" PJs
    You'll just end up upstaging the kids in these glow-in-the-dark footie PJs. Dare to buy them here.
  • 11 "Animal Behind" PJs
    A Christmas morning without a monkey butt is a good Christmas morning indeed. Dare to buy them here.

Some pajamas you might actually consider wearing:

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