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Snow Day For Grown Ups

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6:00amCheck work email on phone to see if office is closed
7:00amCheck work email on phone to see if office is closed
7:30amCheck work email on phone to see if office is closed
8:00amCheck work email on phone to see if office is closed
8:15amCoffee
8:20amCheck work email on phone to see if office is closed
8:30amLook out window, see sidewalks have been shoveled and street plowed
8:35amCheck work email on phone to see if office is closed
8:40amSend email to boss explaining that you're completely snowed in and will work from home
8:41amBack to bed
9:01amCheck work email on phone to see if office is closed, find passive-aggressive email from boss, who is already in office, reluctantly acknowledging your status
9:15amOpen computer and leave on coffee table
9:17amCoffee
9:30amPull out ingredients for a complete breakfast, realize dishes are dirty, return ingredients
9:35amEat dry cereal from box
9:40amGlance at computer from across the room
9:45amDisconnect computer from wi-fi
9:55amEmail boss from phone that the snow must have just knocked the internet out, close computer
9:56amReconnect internet
9:57amCheck to see if 'The Days & Nights Of Molly Dodd' is available on Netflix yet
10:00amWatch Dr. Who instead
6:00pmCheck work email on phone to see if office is closed tomorrow

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