Best Tweets: What Women Said On Twitter This Week

The Funniest Tweets From Women This Week

This was the week of New Year's Eve celebrations and welcoming 2014. Abbi Crutchfield had a rather unconventional, but still entertaining New Year's Eve: "New Year's tradition: watch #RockinEve and guess which people in Times Square are wearing adult diapers." Now that takes some serious commitment.

Felicity Cloake made us all laugh when she wrote, "Just read that 'cauliflower is the new kale'. Looks like 2014's going to be a wild one." For everyone's sake, we hope Cloake is wrong and pie is actually the new kale.

For more great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.

Got some hot action today (squirted Sriracha in my eye help me it burns).

— molly (@Molly_Kats) December 30, 2013

Accidentally just dropped a birth control pill into my work computer's keyboard but hopefully that'll stop the crumbs from multiplying.

— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) January 3, 2014

Doctors offered tips to ward off frostbite during this cold snap. Like stop falling asleep with your hand in a pint of ice cream, Michelle

— Michelle Wolf (@michelleisawolf) January 3, 2014

i guess i'd be flattered if someone peed his pants while making out with me

— Jessica Roy (@JessicaKRoy) January 2, 2014

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