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01/09/2014 12:01 pm ET Updated Apr 07, 2014

Things Chris Christie Is Not, According To Him (CHART)

We learned several things during Thursday's Chris Christie press conference on the bridge-gate scandal, most importantly, that the New Jersey governor is kind-of the real victim here.

But we also learned several things that the governor is definitely NOT (according to him). Here are those things, in handy pie chart form.

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