Sure, you love your girlfriend or wife, but what is going on with her inability to stay on her side of the bed? It's a low-level threat as far as reasons for breaking up go, but let's face facts -- it is an issue.
You're not alone, though. And now there is a comforter to commemorate the fight men in relationships quietly face every. single. night.
Keep fighting the good fight, gentlemen.
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