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01/14/2014 10:02 am ET Updated Jan 23, 2014

You're Doing Everything Wrong, According To The Internet

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Any good Internet writer knows that big, sweeping statements grab the most attention. It's not: "Here's a great way to eat a cupcake." Instead, they say: "You've been eating cupcakes wrong." Much more dramatic.

And in its great wisdom, the Internet (including, yes, HuffPost) has found that we are doing a lot of things incorrectly:

In the kitchen

Eating apples

Eating cupcakes

Peeling oranges

Eating pomegranates

Boiling eggs

Making sandwiches

Eating Chinese takeout

Eating chicken wings

Using a Keurig machine

Eating Tic Tacs

Cooking pasta

Peeling bananas

In the bathroom

Brushing your teeth

Pooping

Blowing your nose

Choosing vitamins

Choosing a blush color

Shampooing your hair

Trimming your nails

Washing your hands

Brushing your hair

Taking care of your skin

Removing your eye makeup

At the gym

Running

Walking

Doing push ups

Tying your shoes

Doing squats

Stretching

In your mind

Thinking about death

Thinking about crack and meth

Understanding geography

Grammar

Online

Using dashes

Making passwords

Online dating

Using LinkedIn

Tweeting

In the bedroom

Napping

Sleeping in hotels

Sleeping in general

In the laundry room

Washing your bikini

Folding sweaters

Doing laundry

With your money

Investing

Christmas shopping

Thinking about retirement investing

Thinking about charity

Literally everywhere else

Getting warm

Singing popular songs

Playing Monopoly

Breathing

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