Best Tweets: What Women Said On Twitter This Week

The Funniest Tweets From Women This Week

The Twittersphere was full of funny tweets from ladies this week, but a few were a bit anxious. Twitter user Toxic Probably lived up to her cynical namesake when she tweeted, "I'm starting to panic about not having a panic attack today." Maybe she could take a page out of Jacquie Lee's book, who shared her personal secret to unwinding: "Unknotting headphones is my stress relief." We prefer sweatpants and a hot cup of tea, but we're happy to pass our earbuds on to you.

In other news, user Tween Hobo coined our favorite term for potential companions: "Slang term for a girl who you date because she's smart: your 'thinkpiece.'" Anyone out there looking for a girlfriend, take note.

For more great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.

Birth control pills, but to prevent wisdom teeth.

β€” Erin Gloria Ryan (@morninggloria) January 15, 2014

The worst part about looking at these fraudulent charges on my credit card is also seeing how much I spent on beef jerky.

β€” Michelle Wolf (@michelleisawolf) January 15, 2014

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