Colbert Fears This Super Bowl Will Be For Stoners

01/21/2014 09:51 am ET | Updated Jan 25, 2014

Stephen Colbert noticed a strange coincidence about this year's Super Bowl: Each team, the Seattle Seahawks and the Denver Broncos, hail from a state that has legalized recreational marijuana. And this is an alarming trend for Colbert.

"Pot and football do not mix," he said. "They're like oil and water, or baseball and excitement."

Watch as he points out how this will totally change the Super Bowl experience if they try to cater to stoners. "All the Super Bowl commercials are going to be for munchies, and all the ads are going to have freaky talking babies and animals!"

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