We all know that "fourth meal" is the most important of the day.
That's why a Baltimore, Md. man, who found himself snowed in, took to Craigslist for help with an emergency Taco Bell run:
Guys it's snowing like a bitch outside, I've had a few drinks too many, and my sh*tty little hybrid douchemobile can't possibly make it to the neighborhood Taco Bell in this weather. I need someone with a 4 wheel drive vehicle to come pick my drunk ass up, take me to the Taco Bell drive-thru, and drive me back home. Then we can hang out and play video games if you're not a rapist. This is maybe 2 miles round trip. I'll pay in tacos. or chalupas. whatever. Seriously my desire for tacos right now is totally unmanageable, so I'd probably even buy you a 7 layer burrito if you asked nicely.
In yet another sign that our collective sense of community and commitment to egalitarianism are faltering, no one heeded his call.
But as "squirrelsoup," the apparent author of the ad, explained on Reddit, "I ended up taking myself after a bit of sobering up. I am currently nursing my taco baby."
Gawker has a rundown of what the determined seasoned beef fiend ordered. Hint: Several tacos.