In case you weren't aware, HuffPost Teen bloggers are some of the smartest, most thoughtful and flat-out hilarious teen writers on the Internet. They also happen to be really good at Twitter. That's why, every week, we round up the best 140-character quips and insights from our esteemed blogging team -- and other equally awesome teen tweeters. Scroll down to read the latest batch and share your own suggestions by following @HuffPostTeen!
It's the 21st century, why do we still have shoe laces?
— inactive (@Michael5SOS) January 29, 2014
I'm not the only one that reads different fonts with different accents
— emma mclaughlin (@pizzaree) January 28, 2014
I don't get why people read text messages and don't reply like PULL YOUR LIFE TOGETHER BRO.
— Abigail Breslin (@yoabbaabba) January 27, 2014
I need an eye rolling emoji and I need it nOW
— troye sivan (@troyesivan) January 29, 2014
shine bright like my ipad screen when I'm blogging in the dark
— justina sharp (@bentpieceofwire) January 27, 2014
"When I was your age I had to watch YouTube videos on a COMPUTER instead of my EYELIDS" -how I imagine parenting
— Kami Baker (@thekamrinbaker) January 30, 2014
My mom and I used to preorder the Harry Potter books before they were released but we'd order two because we knew sharing is not caring
— Jackson Barnett (@jacksonbarnett) January 30, 2014
Every 7 seconds, a teenager's iPhone battery dies mid-snapchat.
— Celeste (@celesteyim) January 31, 2014
Justin Bieber to be arraigned on Valentine's Day. Time to do s/t illegal in S. Florida so we can meet in court, become STAR-CROSSED LOVERS.
— Bizzy Emerson (@bizzyems) January 28, 2014
Valentine's Day is 17 days away, which means that clearance chocolate is only 18 days away from now.
— Katie Atkinson (@Katie_Atk) January 28, 2014
Can Obama cover "With or Without You" and dedicate it to Congress? I feel he should.
— Laur ⚯͛ (@laurensofar) January 29, 2014
If I could go back in time I'd yell at myself for having liked too many things on Facebook.
— Isabel Song (@IsabelSong5000) January 26, 2014
"If a woman's hand is steady enough to put on winged eyeliner then it's steady enough to stab you in the heart."
— (งツ)ว mic (งツ)ว (@oregontrail420) January 29, 2014
Teacher: This assignment is NOT something you can do the night before it's due.
Me: Challenge accepted.— Olivia (@OliviasOpinions) January 29, 2014
Creeping on Twitter is the hardest thing to do now; you can accidentally favorite a tweet or accidentally follow them. It's hard out here.
— Charlotte Abotsi (@CharlotteAbotsi) January 30, 2014
kids these days with their twerkchat and swagbook
— sam goodyear (@sammygoodz) January 28, 2014
what bieber needs is a rookie reader to step in and become his more cultured girlfriend who shows him hal ashby movies and anais nin
— Tavi Gevinson (@tavitulle) January 23, 2014
mom: what time did you go to sleep last night?
— bea (@beamiller) January 28, 2014
me: oh pretty early like 3am
I don't care how old you get, whenever you lose sight of your mom at the store, it's always a scary moment.
— Raini Rodriguez (@Raini_Rodriguez) January 30, 2014
It was so cold today, I was tempted to start taking paper out of the recycling bin to speed up global warming...
— Sam Koppelman (@SammyKoppelman) January 8, 2014
Me on the internet: HAHAHAHAH IM CRYING OMG WHAT IS LIFE.. Me in real life: pic.twitter.com/twgWs1oxgb
— indy yelich (@IndyYelich) January 26, 2014
"Being weird isn't like a cool thing. It's actually really hard." -my sister
— Maude Apatow (@maudeapatow) January 19, 2014
watching the trailer for the millionth time today. yes im just like you
— Ansel (@AnselElgort) January 30, 2014
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