There's no glossing over it. When painting your nails a shiny new hue, you need to choose your color carefully: You don't want those French tips you spent so long on tipping everyone off to all your secrets, do you?
Luckily, YouTube vlogger Lex Croucher is here with a tongue-in-cheek video to tell you what your nail polish is saying about you. Warning: Her language is a little NSFW, but we guarantee you'll be chuckling by the end.
If you want to get a little more serious: