Buddy Cole Coaches U.S. Speed Skating Team On How Not To Seem Gay In Sochi

On Monday's "Colbert Report", Buddy Cole (Scott Thompson) learned all about Russia's anti-gay laws and how not to run afoul of them in Sochi.

He returned on Tuesday to file a report about using his new-found knowledge to groom the U.S. Men's Speed Skating team for their trip to the Olympics. Obviously, anyone who wears head-to-toe spandex is going to need a little help blending in.

Watch the clip above to see Buddy don his own fabulous skating outfit and then put the adorable U.S. team through a wardrobe change involving Dockers and Crocs. It's pretty much as heterosexual as you can get on the ice.