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02/13/2014 03:23 pm ET | Updated Feb 13, 2014

Punxsutawney Dr. Phil Does NOT Have Valentine's Advice For You

Punxsutawney Dr. Phil continued his tradition of not giving any useful advice whatsoever this week, appearing on Conan to supposedly talk about Valentine's Day. Instead, P-Dr-P accused Conan of being an angry alcoholic and then threatened to kill him... as always.

We agree with Conan that "this is the dumbest thing" we've seen in a while, but still, we love, love, love it.

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