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9 Awesome Valentine's Day Gifts For The Newly Single

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Written by Sheri Reed on CafeMom's blog, The Stir.

The newly heartbroken have enough to endure around Valentine's Day without having to deal with the rest of us rubbing their noses in a bunch of sparkly pink, heart-shaped crap. For just this reason, over on The Prowl, we've asked everyone to help round up the best gift ideas for friends and loved ones who find their hearts blackened with the horror, hate, and despair of a fresh breakup on February 14.

Here are 9 of the best anti-Valentine's Day gifts for the heartbroken.

  • Wine Is My Valentine T-Shirt
    Image via Etsy - Thug Life Shirts / via theprowl.com
    This T-shirt gift goes great with, you guessed it, a bottle of wine! The cheaper the better.
  • Heartbroken Social Alert Button
    Image via Etsy - WordForWordGreetings / via theprowl.com
    Alert everyone in your social circle that there’s a heartbroken one in the midst. It’s a subtle way of announcing, “Be delicate, friends.”
  • Quietly Plotting Revenge Mug
    Image via Etsy - Farizula / via theprowl.com
    A nice mug to help percolate what’s brewing in that dark, dark crushed heart.
  • I Hate Everyone & Pants iPhone Case
    Image via Society 6 / via theprowl.com
    Better said on their iPhone case than being screamed from the rooftops (sans pants).
  • The Ex 5-Piece Knife Set
    Image via Amazon / via theprowl.com
    The freshly dumped need a safe place to take out their aggressions.
  • Paper Voodoo Pad
    Image via Knock Knock / via theprowl.com
    Oh, this is good. Wrap up with a box of fresh pins.
  • Bite Me Cross-Stitch Pillow
    Image via Urban Outfitters / via theprowl.com
    When everyone else is dressing up for Valentine’s Day parties, the heartbroken would much rather sit home cuddling their bitterness.
  • The Boyfriend Pillow
    Image via Allegro Medical / via theprowl.com
    In case you’re wondering, yes, there is a Girlfriend Pillow, too.
  • Black Heart Lollipops
    Image via Etsy - VintageConfections / via theprowl.com
    Who says the darkest days of heartbreak can’t be sweet?

Visit The Prowl for lots more Anti-Valentine’s Day gift ideas.

More Links For The Stir
15 Worst Valentine's Day Gifts Received By Real Women
The 12 Stages You Go Through on a Really Bad Date (PHOTOS)
5 Types of Guys You're Stuck Dating After 30
10 Things Never to Say to a Single Girl
10 Things You Can’t Expect to Get Back After a Breakup

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