Best Tweets: What Women Said On Twitter This Week

The Funniest Tweets From Women This Week

This week was filled with Hallmark cards, CVS chocolates and a variety of different Valentine's Day plans. Twitter user LBJohnson had a somewhat unique approach to celebrating: "For Valentine's Day, blindfold me and take me to a room filled with pickles and when I look down there are sporks where my hands used to be." To each their own, right?

V-Day can be stressful without a special someone to share it with, but Shelby Fero had a game plan we could all try at least once: "Wriggling my eyebrows at people all day and still no Valentine's plans." While some were focused on their personal celebration plans, Caprice Crane was imagining what Kimye was doing on Feb 14., "Kanye says 'Love you baby, Happy Valentines Day.' Kim says 'I love you too.' Kanye turns from his mirror, confused. 'Wasn't talking to you.'" Sounds pretty accurate to us.

For more great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.

I miss the 90s when everyone looked like shit and it was fine.

— Sheila Heti (@sheilaheti) February 10, 2014

Tracking my Domino's pizza online. It says it's being made my Maria! I LOVE HER WORK!!

— Cristela Alonzo (@cristela9) February 11, 2014

Sent an email to a stranger today with the subject line "interested in a bra for my butt" so things are going pretty well for me.

— Erin Gloria Ryan (@morninggloria) February 12, 2014

Happy Tell Someone You Love Them Even Though You Should Be Telling Them That Daily Day.

— Erika Napoletano (@RedheadWriting) February 14, 2014

My phone keeps changing "do it" to "donut" it's like GET OUTTA MY HEAD, IPHONE!

— Adrienne Airhart (@craydrienne) February 14, 2014

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