23 Questions Raised By Katy Perry's Absurd 'Dark Horse' Video

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Katy Perry's music video for "Dark Horse" premiered on Feb. 20, 2014. | Vevo

Katy Perry unveiled the video for "Dark Horse" on Thursday, and boy, do we have questions. Lots of them. Like: Why? Why is anything that happens in it happening?

If you haven't watched, it appropriates ancient Egyptian culture and symbolism, and, well, that's about all we can tell you. We could pretend like we have all the answers, except we don't have a single answer. So here are a lot of questions raised by "Dark Horse."

Did Katy Perry lead to the demise of Memphis, Egypt?
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Why are these men blue?
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Why did this pirate abandon his ship?
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Who knew the ancient Egyptians had such modernized hair-dyeing techniques?
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How is this helping her vision?
katy perry eye

How did she survive this lightning strike?
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Why does that pirate look like he belongs on the set of "Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace"?
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Why can't that snake bite Katy Perry so this will end?
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Would Cleopatra approve of this look? (Hint: Not even Elizabeth Taylor playing Cleopatra would approve of this look.)
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Is that pyramid made of sidewalk chalk?
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Is this really what Katy Perry looks like when she's hungry?
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When did ancient Egypt get Flamin' Hot Cheetos?
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What did she expect? She just ate a Flamin' Hot Cheeto.
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Why is this guy so useless? Who is this guy?
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Is she auditioning for "Mortal Kombat"?
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How did Katy Perry manage to get this off the "Legends of the Hidden Temple" set?
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Doesn't this carriage look like it'll fall apart at any second?
katy perry buggy

How did this guy go from this ...
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... to this?
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Why was this small dog selected to represent how we all feel about this music video?
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Where did this dude get his beard groomed?
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How did Katy Perry even get up there?
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Why are her eyes terrifying all of a sudden?
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Why? Just why?
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What questions do you have about Perry's video? Watch below and decide.

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