When you get sucked into a Bravo marathon, you start to question everything, like:
When was the last time you saw daylight?
When was your last meal?*
Should you just quit your job and be on a reality show?
Could you be a Real Housewife -- or have you already turned into one?
We've teamed up with Bravo's The Real Housewives of New York City to help you recognize the early signs, darling.
*No, pinot grigio does not count as a meal.
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You're not afraid to be a know-it-all, because you do know. It all.
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You know how to show superhuman self-control great bravery in the face of Ramona adversity.
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Pinot grigio is everything.
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You've gained the magical ability to turn everyone's favorite things into business ventures.
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You know that money can't buy you class, but ROYALTY IS FOREVER.
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You think you have a sixth sense.
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You have no boundaries with your friends.
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Manners are of utmost importance THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS.
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You've developed a catchphrase and you're not afraid to use it.
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You've got moves, girl.
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Phantom arms reach out of the abyss to fulfill your every need.
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Your dinner parties are really just a version of your childhood tea parties.
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You're totally comfortable with telling your friends if they're boring you.
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Your friends know how to cater to your every need.
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You can't seem to keep track of your valuables.
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Tune into the season premiere of the Real Housewives of New York City and watch what happens.
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