"Babies are the crying, time-sucking, crap factories you've been yearning for!" -- so one can be yours for just $19.95! If you're tired of having free time and desperately want food spit on your face, "You Need a Baby!" That's the message (and title) of this hilarious parody by TotallySketch that will make you question why you ever decided to procreate.
(Soon-to-be parents, don't fret. We promise there are many upsides to babies!)