This Is What Would Happen If Upworthy And Buzzfeed Headlines Actually Worked (VIDEO)

Have you ever had your faith in humanity restored because of Jon Hamm's, eh hem, package?

Your secret's safe with us, but those sorts of headlines have become synonymous with websites like Buzzfeed and Upworthy. A recent CollegeHumor video that envisioned what the world would look like if the two sites' headlines were literally true.

Like many in the Internet media world, both of the outlets use headlines filled with promising results from reading their content, but at press time, we have no confirmed reports at this time of these stories ever actually blowing someone's mind.