If March Was Your Boyfriend, You'd Totally Be Broken Up By Now

WATCH: March Is So Fickle, Just Like A Bad Boyfriend

Do you still trust March?

If it were your boyfriend, you'd probably be done with the relationship by now. That idea drives UCB Comedy's latest sketch about what would happen if you had to date the unpredictable month of March.

"I can't trust you!" Wendy says. "You're nice and warm one day and then cold and distant the next!"

If only we could break it off with March in real life.

Before You Go

The winter is lifting
The Weather Channel predicts milder temperatures for southern Ontario.
It has us just a little excited
So here's what you can expect Canadians to do in the coming days
Now that they may no longer have to deal with this.
Ditch the snow boots
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In spring, Canadians don't trudge ... they STRUT!
Wear shorts
Pants are totally overrated.
Show some skin
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It's time to bare those arms and shoulders!
Get a manicure/pedicure
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Because you've been waiting to bare hands all winter!
Wear flats or sandals
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Toe cleavage FTW!
Take their bikes out
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They've been cold and lonely.
Make eye contact with people on the street
Or, you know, they won't.
Work on their tans
Because translucent skin only looks good on vampires.
Hit the patio
AP
This guy has been holding your table all winter.
Switch from wine to beer in the evenings
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Mmm ... beer.
Snicker at people out east
Because on the west coast, winter is warm and sunny.
Open their windows and blast THIS
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Put away the snow shovel
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.... then bring it back out, because you really don't want to jinx it.
Finally, sing "Survivor"
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Because baby, we did it!

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