In case you weren't aware, HuffPost Teen bloggers are some of the smartest, most thoughtful and flat-out hilarious teen writers on the Internet. They also happen to be really good at Twitter. That's why, every week, we round up the best 140-character quips and insights from our esteemed blogging team -- and other equally awesome teen tweeters. Scroll down to read the latest batch and share your own suggestions by following @HuffPostTeen!
My senior quote is going to be a randomly selected lyric from Britney Spears' "Piece of Me."
— Nathan Blansett (@natedeuxieme) March 15, 2014
Whenever you feel bad about yourself just remember Lizzie McGuire messed up her graduation speech but became an Italian pop star anyway
— Eden, Fryer of Men (@erf_erferferf) March 14, 2014
You don't know frustration until you try to take off glitter nail polish.
— Katie Atkinson (@Katie_Atk) March 14, 2014
I woke up like this (hungry)
— Kami Baker (@thekamrinbaker) March 16, 2014
I think I'm allergic to bad wifi connection
— sam goodyear (@sammygoodz) March 16, 2014
I will be making my grand entrance to school on Monday flying in on a large hot dog #livelikemiley
— Garrett deGraff (@Garrettdeg) March 13, 2014
Don't tell me there is no heaven. I know about Nutella.
— Paige McKenzie (@hauntedsunshine) March 16, 2014
Leonardo Dicaprio's face at the Oscars is the same face I make when I thought I did well on a test, and end up completely bombing it.
— Amy (@AmyYoelin) March 6, 2014
down with the pant-riarchy
— justina sharp (@bentpieceofwire) March 14, 2014
Google maps should have an option for travelling by a throne resting on four shirtless mens' shoulders bc I'm trying to plan my day
— Celeste (@celesteyim) March 16, 2014
Going to the island of misfit toys brb
— Kate Avino (@kateavino) March 6, 2014
Current status: just ate half a container of hummus in less than 5 minutes
— Alexa Curtis (@Alexa_Curtis) March 16, 2014
My dad is about to eat a Giordano's pizza alone, I am proud to be his daughter.
— Bizzy Emerson (@bizzyems) March 14, 2014
How do you balance out your life? By keeping multiple tabs open on your browser.
— Marsha Pinto (@MarshaPinto) March 11, 2014
If you call your blanket a shawl you are allowed to wear it to school
— emma mclaughlin (@pizzaree) March 10, 2014
My mom's SAT pep talk to me: "you will kill this test with the power of Starbucks"
— Morgan Levy (@morganslevy) March 8, 2014
one day i'm going to move to New York and get an apartment in Central Park and eat hot dogs and fall in love at least 3 times a day
— camila (@Camila_Cabello) March 11, 2014
Do you ever just feel like quitting life and becoming a potato?
— Diamond White (@diamondwhite) March 16, 2014
first warm day in a while
— bea (@beamiller) March 15, 2014
*texts friend*
"hey are you gonna wear shorts today"
what's the bet matthew mcconaughey is sat at home on a throne he made out of cardboard, tinfoil and assorted silver kitchen utensils rn
— Lorde (@lordemusic) March 10, 2014
i have abs...........olutely no friends
— Aidan Alexander (@aidanjalexander) March 17, 2014
who does my mom think she is???? my mom?????
— Anthony Quintal (@lohanthony) March 16, 2014
Thought I lost my phone just now, then I realized I had it in my hand and was tweeting on it. #mylife
— Raini Rodriguez (@Raini_Rodriguez) March 11, 2014
we trained her SO WELL pic.twitter.com/C1XfkI7e8g
— Hannah and Cailin (@loeschtwins) March 14, 2014
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