Maybe all she wanted him for was his caffeine.
Sarah Silverman breaks up with her talking coffee cup in an amusing ad for Orbit gum.
In the spot, the comedian pitches a project and is forced to tell her lipstick-stained morning drink to buzz off.
We don't want to spoil the good lines, so check out the 30 seconds of silliness (above) for yourself.
(Hat tip, Creativity Online)