Girl Basically Gives Us A Guide On How To NOT Jump Over Mud

03/20/2014 04:44 pm ET | Updated Mar 20, 2014

In case you were wondering how to not jump over mud, Briony is here to show you.

First rule of thumb, choose the muddiest spot you can find. Second, definitely don't gauge the distance you need to jump correctly, because If you do, you might land on your feet (and nobody wants that). Third, always make sure to jump while wearing a massive heavy backpack. Fourth, you must have the whole thing filmed by friends who will laugh at you.

Fifth (and most important): Definitely DEFINITELY ensure that your friend filming posts evidence of your perfect jump fail on YouTube.

Follow these simple rules and you will have instant muddy success. We promise.

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