WEIRD NEWS
03/20/2014 03:40 pm ET | Updated Mar 20, 2014

Here's A Quick Way To Get Arrested At A Wendy's Drive-Thru

Now square burgers aren't the only disturbing things at Wendy's.

Kenneth Derwin Clark, 52, is accused of hitting a Pennsylvania Wendy's drive-thru naked -- three times.

He allegedly first pulled up to a window at a Harrison fast food joint on March 12, turned on his interior lights and looked down at his lap, the New York Daily News reports. Staffers looked too, and realized that he wasn't eying a Junior Bacon Cheeseburger. He was nude.

Police say Clark showed up two days later and pulled the same stunt, then returned 30 minutes later. Each time, a female employee witnessed the unclothed customer, KCRA reports.

During one incident on March 14, he pulled up to the window and handed an employee his money. When she noticed his birthday suit, she yelled for a co-worker. On his other visit that day, he didn't even order food before pulling up to show off his stuff, PennLive reports.

He was charged with three counts each of open lewdness, disorderly conduct, indecent exposure, and driving with a suspended license.

Investigators told PennLive that Clark has 22 prior convictions of driving with a suspended license.

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