03/24/2014 05:58 pm ET

Aubrey Plaza Reveals The Dark Side Of Ring Pops

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It looks like Ring Pops are a lot more than just "A juicy jewel of flavor." They're actually the gateway to a very dark lifestyle.

"Parks & Recreation" star Aubrey Plaza stars in this Funny Or Die parody of those fun, 80s and 90s commercials for the "lollipop without a stick."

Watch how a happy Ring Pop wedding leads to her hubby hitting the hard stuff (like pixie sticks and rock candy), eventually leading to some drama worthy of its own soap opera.

Or, in this case, candy opera.

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