In case the name didn't tip you off, "Captain America: The First Avenger" is really just a two hour explanation of why the sort-of-geeky Captain America made it into an ultra-selective superhero club.
Or, at least that's what the Screen Junkies are saying. They've created an honest trailer for "Captain America: The First Avenger," and it casts a "too-real" light on the chicken-legged boy turned ridiculously burly man, Steve Rogers.
The whole film becomes quite a bit more amusing when you consider just how much lever pulling, switch flipping, button pressing and dial turning it entails.
Watch the video above to get the real story behind the most patriotic of superheroes.
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