These People Are Having A Really Hard Time Dealing With Gwyneth Paltrow And Chris Martin's Split

We're sure you've heard: Gwyneth Paltrow and Coldplay frontman Chris Martin are "consciously uncoupling" (that means splitting up, you pleb) after more than 10 years of marriage.

But while the couple themselves seem pretty OK with going their separate ways (they said the decision was a long time in the making and that, "in many ways" they're "closer than [they've] ever been"), the reaction to the news in some corners of the interwebs was more along the lines of this:

For real, though. Below, seven people on Twitter and Instagram who are losing their shit over the news that Chris and Gwyneth are over (probably way more than Gwyneth and Chris are):

This guy:

And this man in black:

This lady:

Today is the worst day of my life. Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow are getting separated. Love is dead.

— Kathleen Wilbur (@KathleenWilbur) March 25, 2014

And this woman who literally JUST CAN'T DEAL:

Let's not forget this person and their positive vibes:

Or this person, who has basically just given up on life now that Chris and Gwyn are no more:

And finally, this person who straight up died after hearing the news:

We'll get through this together, guys.

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