In case you weren't aware, HuffPost Teen bloggers are some of the smartest, most thoughtful and flat-out hilarious teen writers on the Internet. They also happen to be really good at Twitter. That's why, every week, we round up the best 140-character quips and insights from our esteemed blogging team -- and other equally awesome teen tweeters. Scroll down to read the latest batch and share your own suggestions by following @HuffPostTeen!
If you've never fallen asleep standing up with only one leg in your jeans before school in the morning, I'm questioning your teenage-hood.
— Leo Sheng (@Super_Sheng) March 26, 2014
Can I put "has the entire soundtrack to the movie School of Rock memorized" on a resume? Asking for friend
— Sam (@UnofficialSam) March 28, 2014
Next time somebody tries to hurt your feelings get revenge by buying a bunch of pancakes. It won't fix anything but you'll have pancakes.
— Ben J. Pierce (@BenJPierce) March 28, 2014
the best part of anything is jay z's part
— Justina Sharp (@bentpieceofwire) March 27, 2014
Life, liberty, and the pursuit of stalking prom pictures.
— Morgan Levy (@morganslevy) March 21, 2014
The older I get the more I think in terms of what would make a good profile picture and that's why I'm scared for my future.
— Emmel El-Fiky (@emmelephant) March 17, 2014
Will bribe someone to be my prom date with goldfish (the cracker)
— Tess Harkin (@Tess_Harkin) March 26, 2014
Matthew McConaughey took Accutane as a teen, we have so much in common, where the F is my Oscar.
— Bizzy Emerson (@bizzyems) March 26, 2014
If at 1st you don't succeed, watch YouTube.
— HauntedSunshineGirl (@hauntedsunshine) March 26, 2014
I wish one day that a Lego version of me will be made that is the dream
— Ashton Irwin (@Ashton5SOS) March 26, 2014
Like, what does one major in to help dismantle our heteronormative and patriarchal social structure?
— Nathan (@luvyoulikexo) March 21, 2014
Some girl is drying her clothes with the hand dryer in the bathroom. She's a survivalist.
— Kayla-Marie Bienwald (@kaybienwald) March 27, 2014
My formula for choosing the right college: change my twitter location to each possible city and see which one makes my account look the best
— Jackson Barnett (@jacksonbarnett) March 23, 2014
Free wifi should be an unalienable right
— Garrett deGraff (@Garrettdeg) March 28, 2014
i haven't worn pants all day wow i love living the unstoppable rebellious teenager lifestyle
— anthony spears (@LOHANTHONY) March 24, 2014
Friends don't let Friends wait the 30 seconds before the next episode on Netflix
— Celeste (@celesteyim) March 27, 2014
my biggest fear in life is leaving my house with my phone battery extremely low
— Jai Brooks (@JaiBrooks1) March 25, 2014
i hate to go all 2010 on you but my current emotion is literally this >.<
— Troye Sivan (@troyesivan) March 28, 2014
Writing a one woman musical about losing my headphones
— Emma McLaughlin (@pizzaree) March 28, 2014
Borrowing books from your teachers will always make you feel super indie
— erin (@fun6001) March 19, 2014
I had a dream last night that @edsheeran and I became best friends. We harmonized during songs and shared our favorite toothpaste brands. 👍
— Raini Rodriguez (@Raini_Rodriguez) March 28, 2014
whats johnny bravo look like without glasses..?
— Chloë Grace Moretz (@ChloeGMoretz) March 17, 2014
— Danny Fratella (@dannyfratella) March 28, 2014
I know a lot of people say "it's Gucci" but I'm gonna start saying "it's Tucci" just because pic.twitter.com/Bt39WOflNM
— Kami Baker (@Peeta_is_aBAKER) March 24, 2014