Best Tweets: What Women Said On Twitter This Week

The Funniest Tweets From Women This Week

The funny women of Twitter were frustrated with their food this week, as evidenced by Nikki's impatience while waiting for her five-star meal to be prepared: "I wish this microwavable burrito would hurry up and cook. It's not like I have all minute." We hear you Nikki, suspense is the worst part of a meal.

While some were short-tempered, others were just plain confused. Nina Bargiel stumbled upon a rather odd realization: "Every time I see a baby wrapped up like a little burrito, I get hungry. My biological clock is a dinner bell." The best light-bulb moment of the week however, goes to Laurie Kilmartin when she tweeted, "Cookie dough can be baked?" Wait... it can? Mind. Blown.

For more great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.

I think coffee and I are to the point in our relationship that we're ready for a safe word.

— Erika Napoletano (@RedheadWriting) March 26, 2014

I don't mind going for a run, I just hate when my cigarette ashes blow in my face.

— Elle (@motherfuckinK) March 25, 2014

I do not know how to deal with Shakira's Activia ad, in which I think it is implied that eating digestive yogurt is what makes Shakira dance

— Katie Heaney (@KTHeaney) March 26, 2014

I used to accidentally hold hands with strangers I mistook for my dad. It's slightly weirder now that I'm in my 20s and doing it on purpose.

— Allie (@AllieA) March 25, 2014

I live in a constant state of panic that one day a hairless cat will make eye contact with me.

— not Jenn (@mynameshank) March 27, 2014

Always be yourself. Unless you can be asleep. Then be asleep.

— Stacey Lynne (@NervousJr) March 24, 2014

I'd take multivitamins if they made them in spreadable cheese form.

— Erin Gloria Ryan (@morninggloria) March 26, 2014

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