Eye couldn't bear to be licked by this man.
He allegedly struggled with officers as they attempted to get him into their car, and that's when things all wet. Hiatt's accused of licking one of the cop's eyeballs in the fracas.
That earned him a felony charge of assault on an officer.
The Smoking Gun reports that Hiatt is in jail on a $45,000 bond.
Just so you know, even if it's not an officer's eye you've got your tongue on, eye licking is always a bad idea.