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04/18/2014 07:00 am ET | Updated Jun 02, 2014

The Worst Food Porn We've Seen All Month

http://imgur.com/nCoA8TT

Good food porn has the unique power to tantalize our taste buds and set our stomachs growling without ever coming off the page or the screen. An image of a stack of pancakes drizzled with syrup and topped with a pat of butter can make us feel like we've never wanted to eat anything other than pancakes in our whole lives. A great-looking bowl of steaming ramen can be enough to have us packing up our bags and running out the door to find noodles even if we just ate.

Bad food porn, unfortunately, is just as powerful. It's enough to make us never want to eat again. The Shitty Food Porn subreddit is a deep well upsetting and unsettling gems, and Cooking for Bae collects the worst of the worst on Instagram. With everyone and their mother Instagramming their food these days, however, cooking fails, culinary mishaps and all-around sh**ty photos aren't hard to find.

Here is some of the worst porn we've seen so far this month. If you don't want to ruin your appetite, now would be the time to turn away and find something else to read.

The idea that someone photographed this, let alone ate it, is just beyond us.

It's hard to make canned tuna look worse, but this may have just done the job.

canned tuna

http://imgur.com/TSCpjAi

Mmmm. Burger.

burnt burger

http://imgur.com/a/pnm86

This just says it all.

box of lies

http://i.imgur.com/weykojd.jpg

This may be the most upsetting thing we've seen in a while. What is that cheese-like gunk?

upsetting

http://imgur.com/nCoA8TT

This person clearly needs a lot of help.

help

http://imgur.com/4IlJNui

Good luck with that.

noodle mold

http://i.imgur.com/l5QxpVz.jpg

College was a sad time.

college

http://i.imgur.com/HCl9ons.jpg

What IS it?

http://instagram.com/lauralardy

No seriously, what IS it?

bomb

http://imgur.com/gallery/b7SwZT8

Okay, we've had enough. But don't worry. There will be more bad photos next month.

food photos

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