Do you have a pleasing, well-modulated voice -- and can you talk to your boss as easily as your can converse with the office boy?
Congratulations, you have what it takes to be a secretary in 1959.
The National Archives' Text Message blog unearthed a gem from a training program in Waco, Texas -- a quiz that determines how suited you are to secretarial work.
Sadly, we could never commit to "refraining from making sarcastic remarks." More power to those who could.