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Avocados Gone Wild: A Whole New Take On Food Porn (NSFW)

04/28/2014 07:40 am ET | Updated Apr 28, 2014
Imgur: MrSparklepantz 11

Amazing things exist in subReddits. We recently discovered one that highlights how stupid food informercials think we are -- it's amazing stuff. But we stumbled across an even better one thanks to Bon Appetit's recent round-up. It may be the best SubReddit in the history of SubReddits, and we think everyone ought to know about it: Avocados Gone Wild.

We're big fans of avocados here at HuffPost Taste. We like them with our eggs, in our smoothies and on our charm bracelets. Naturally, we like them cheeky too. But Avocados Gone Wild is even better than we could ever have hoped.

Sleezy titles like "split me open" and "spread for some morning fun" let your imagination get the better of you; and they lure you to click on the link only to reveal avocados in the most innocent of situations -- for the most part -- like on a piece of toast. Warning: this will definitely make you feel a little pervy, but it's totally worth it.

Check out our 18 favorite posts:

  • 1 "Busted a nut."
    Imgur: spritef
  • 2 "I creamed over everything."
    Imgur: ilove8008135
  • 3 "But I like you when you're hard."
    Imgur: madeinbrooklyn
  • 4 "Dat Ass!"
    Imgur: VWBusMan
  • 5 "I came all over Kim Kardashian's face."
    Imgur: Pastor_0f_Muppets
  • 6 "Which hole do you want to put it in?"
    Imgur: lalala_linoleum
  • 7 "Oh baby your thumb gives me the shivers! Burrrr..."
    Imgur: Smallwalled
  • 8 "Oh... that one? She'll cost you extra."
    Imgur: Mcbuttums
  • 9 "Behold, my huge crack."
    Imgur: countafit
  • 10 "Heard some of you like small pits. ;)"
    Imgur:evilpirateguy
  • 11 "Dawggy style. ;)"
    Imgur: MrSparklepantz
  • 12 "Anyone else here into 69ing?"
    Imgur: rebirthandvomit
  • 13 "Getting wet and ready for you."
    Imgur: aaraura
  • 14 "This one is very excited to see me!"
    Imgur: DaemoneVox
  • 15 "All dressed up, my eggs are waiting for you."
    Imgur: BACON_BATTLE
  • 16 "What would you do to my veiny ball?"
    Imgur: rastawarfare
  • 17 "Showing myself off like the cheap slut I am."
    Imgur: Thorgil
  • 18 "Who doesn't love a good swingers party?"
    Imgur: harrybro

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