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Drunken Cookery: The Terrible Things You've Done To Pizza While Inebriated

There's nothing like a bottle of whiskey to get the creative juices flowing.
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Taste Senior Editor, HuffPost

W.C. Fields put it best when he said, "I like to cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to my food." While perusing the vast world of SubReddits, we learned that he is not alone. Not even close.

Drunken Cookery, a SubReddit that focuses on meals people make while under the influence, shares the culinary creations of drunken people everywhere. Some of them are creative, some are downright impressive and others are absolutely horrifying. We found one underlying theme while scanning the dishes of drunken cooks: pizza.

There's no food that goes more perfectly with drunkenness than pizza. From the late-night slice to the frozen pizza we have at the ready, pizza is the perfect end to a night of debauchery. And it is also a classic vehicle for culinary creativity. Especially after a few drinks. While drinking and cooking can be dangerous (please understand we are not condoning this behavior), it certainly does make for interesting dishes. Behold all the great things people do to pizza when drunk:

1
Deep-Fried Pizza
Imgur: BeerFoodSports
AAAAMAZING. And probably very dangerous if drinking. Please, proceed with caution.
2
Mac & Cheese Pizza
Flickr: BobbyV_
Don't tell us you haven't dreamed of this before.
3
Pizza Quesadilla
Imgur: pizzabeer
Pure genius. Frozen pizza, filled with peppers, folded in half and eaten like a quesadilla.
4
"I may have passed out with a pizza in the oven."
Imgur: thexon
Don't try this at home.
5
Pizza Croissants
Flickr: LeSpatula
You know you want this.
6
Cheesy Tots Pizza
Imgur: TheLastRealRedditor
This is everything.
7
Pizza Cake -- Seriously
Flickr: dlbaseball2
Let us enlighten you as to what you're looking at: DiGiorno pizza, eggs, chicken tender, cheeseburgers, mac and cheese, pizza rolls, bacon cheese fries, Doritos, Cheetos and corn chips. This is not a joke.
8
Bruschetta Pizza
Flickr: teemunney
Just one step away from pizza, and yet worlds apart.
9
Biscuit Pizza
Flickr: Dr_King_Schultz
When in doubt, go with the biscuits.
10
Bacon wrapped banana.
Imgur: bushmillsNbitches
This is not pizza, not even close, but it definitely deserves a mention because com'on, it's a bacon-wrapped banana people.

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