It's inevitable... As a girl, society basically expects you to shave your legs. While the first time you shave your legs it's really exciting, as you get older it becomes more of a chore. These are the many thoughts that run through every girl's mind when she has to shave.
Wow, I think it's time to shave.
My leg hair is so LONG right now.
Alright shaving cream and razor, let's do this baby!
Crap. I'm out of shaving cream.
Life hack, I'm a genius: I'll just use my conditioner as shaving cream.
When was the last time I changed this razor blade?
Will a dull razor hurt me more or is that an urban legend?
Okay, shampoo. Let's rinse, lather, repeat.
LEGS. I HAVE TO SHAVE MY LEGS.
Let me shave my armpits first so they don't feel left out.
Ahh, can't forget the bikini line.
I wonder if they sell mini-shears.
F*ck. It's time to get down to business.
Oh sweet baby Jesus, first stroke and I'm bleeding already.
My God, that is so much blood. Did I sever an artery?
Wait, I feel faint.
I'm going to keep shaving.
But, like, what if I die? Who would find me?
Dying in the shower would be so awkward.
Okay one leg down, let's quit. One and done.
No, be brave. Let's do the left leg today too.
Wait, but what am I wearing tomorrow?
No I'm wearing tights. I have to do both.
Has this Steve Aoki song been playing the entire time I've been in the shower?
Now I just totally want to party.
I'm going to run out of hot water.
Here goes the left leg, let's lift kick and prop you up!
OH MY GOD. BUTT CRAMP.
I think I just tore my hamstring. That leg's coming down. Let's prop you up somewhere down low. Jesus what if I just slipped and knocked myself out while doing that? Almost done. I'm so close. Started from the bottom now we here. I wonder if Drake shaves his legs? Finally. Done. Let's get outta here, legs. Goddammit. I forgot to wash the shampoo out of my hair. YOLO.