The 10-year anniversary of "Mean Girls" was this week, and the celebration and accompanying tweets were almost good enough to make fetch happen. As everyone donned their pink outfits (because on Wednesdays we wear pink) the Internet's funny women took to Twitter to commemorate one of the best cinematic experiences of the 2000s. "Netflix says Mean Girls is in the spotlight today but it is in the spotlight of my heart EVERY day," tweeted Mara Wilson. Preach, Mara.
While some were excited, others were a bit overwhelmed by the enormous celebration that took over the Internet on Wednesday. "You guys, I love Mean Girls as much as anyone, but I am not sure it warrants this 50th-anniversary-of-JFK-assassination-level of coverage," Meredith Blake tweeted. To each her own, Meredith. To each her own.
Indeed, a lot has changed since 2004. "Emails that contain the phrase 'just fax this to...' might as well say 'go to Narnia and wait there for further instructions,'" tweeted Maureen Johnson. These days, fax machines are just cold, shiny, hard plastic.
For more great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.
Whenever people post "I'm the one your mom warned you about", I always assume they have Herpes.
— P (@lovehandle_) April 28, 2014
A man accidentally made eye contact with me on the train, so I left my shoe behind.
And now, we wait...
— Slightly funny Jew (@Dani_Feld) April 28, 2014
Each time a white girl says "like" in a conversation, a GAP management position becomes available
— Hyper Harper (@Harpers_Halo) April 30, 2014
Emails that contain the phrase "just fax this to..." might as well say "go to Narnia and wait there for further instructions."
— Maureen Johnson (@maureenjohnson) April 29, 2014
i'm gonna direct a horror movie where the women figure out what the ghost wants & the boyfriend flails around being scared & hot
— ;( (@moscaddie) April 27, 2014
You guys, I love Mean Girls as much as anyone, but I am not sure it warrants this 50th-anniversary-of-JFK-assassination-level of coverage.
— Meredith Blake (@MeredithBlake) May 1, 2014
Cobain calls Courtney Love a "bitch with zits" in newly revealed note, finally gives me a name for my upcoming brand of lifestyle wines.
— Madeleine Davies (@madeleine_rae) April 30, 2014
Jus sprinted to the bathroom- but only because I'm Dauntless
— Laurie Kilmartin (@anylaurie16) April 30, 2014
Waking up before my alarm goes off is my body's way of telling me to stop kidding myself, I'm no longer in control, my job is its overlord.
— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) May 1, 2014
Game of Thrones should have a Friends-style intro. Joffrey and Sansa giggling on a couch. Hodor dancing in the fountain
— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) April 30, 2014
Netflix says Mean Girls is in the spotlight today but it is in the spotlight of my heart EVERY day
— Mara Wilson (@MaraWritesStuff) April 27, 2014
Emma Stone would be so good at Twitter thoughhhhh
— Amy Kaufman (@AmyKinLA) April 30, 2014
remember in middle school when yr friends would get strawberries n cream frappuchinos & be like "i LOVE coffee"
— Gabby Noone (@twelveoclocke) May 1, 2014
my first instinct when I see an animal is to say hello. My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact & hope it goes away
— Gabrielle Elizabeth (@GabyGrl90) May 1, 2014
If you want a side of stress with a really expensive cup of coffee, you should check out this place called Starbucks.
— Krystie Lee Yandoli (@KrystieLYandoli) May 2, 2014
I'm out of coffee and now everybody has to die.
— sahara (@skitzoette) May 2, 2014
Like the sword of Gryffindor, the perfect plate of nachos will present itself only to the worthy in a time of need.
— Naazihah (@naazihah) May 2, 2014
“listen to my podcast about waffles and genocide” is what I’d shout if I was ever arrested on camera
— ashley barnhill (@ashley_barnhill) May 2, 2014
Standing in my kitchen rereading my "to thine own self be true" fridge magnet while I shove an entire cupcake in my mouth.
— Adie (@TheBlessMess) April 29, 2014
Cherish the ones you love while they're around because eventually they'll have to deliver the rest of the pizzas and you'll be alone again.
— Mrs. Anita Helmet (@AnitaHelmet) April 28, 2014
Don't be the reason I get another cat.
— Maggie Knows Best (@BlackCatBettie) April 29, 2014
I sexually identify as "always looking for Beyonce's Partition on the radio"
— Sofiya Alexandra (@TheSofiya) April 29, 2014