But Xinyuan Coffee & Tea in Taiwan is here to help. The shop put up a clever sign that provides a step-by-step guide on how to find a boyfriend and what to do if that boy rejects you.
And while we don't endorse throwing coffee in anyone's face, the whole cake idea isn't so bad -- sure beats OkCupid.
[H/T Redditor xTrevelyan]
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