The worst part of any watermelon is having to crack it open. The rind is this fruit's version of a chastity belt; it's serious. Usually, when we battle the watermelon rind with our kitchen knives it feels certain that the watermelon is going to win. But we keep trying, because watermelon is so worth it.
This is not the case for a mystery man we stumbled across on YouTube. He wins, every time. We've named him the watermelon ninja -- watch him wield his amazing knife skills in the video below.