This week started off on a glamorous note with the annual Met Gala, where everyone from Lupita Nyong'o to Emma Stone was looking absolutely fabulous. While most were focused on their party dresses, one of our all-time favorites, Lena Dunham, was more concerned with practicality issues: "It's a challenge fitting all my spy equipment in my Met Ball clutch." You have to wear your spy equipment, Lena. Psh, amateurs.
Monday was Cinco de Mayo, which was great for giving us something to say to acquaintances in the elevator. It was gone so fast, though, and Emily Voleman said it best: "Man, I hope someone comes up w/ a pithy catchphrase for May 6th before I wake up tomorrow. I’d hate to have to ask ppl how they are again."
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Fact:
If you say Miley 3x in front of a mirror she comes thru your wall naked on a wrecking ball.
You'll save $ on your bathroom remodel.— ŠHØTŠKI MćGĘĘ (@Shellsterca) May 7, 2014
I asked for a "knight in shining armor" not "unemployed Greg in a silver '96 Corolla with a spoiler on the back."
Yet here we are.
— Sadie Smith (@SadieSmithRoks) May 7, 2014
♫ who run the world, GIRLS who run the world, GIRLS ♫ *gets winded walking up short flight of stairs*
— Jessica Misener (@jessmisener) May 8, 2014
Sorry, but I'm all out of sugarcoating
— SweetP (@sweet_pea707) May 9, 2014