If you were thinking of taking a picture of your cat on a white background, forget it. Amazon owns that. Not the cat, but photographs of things on white backgrounds.
Sound silly and implausible? Then watch Stephen Colbert's segment calling "bullshit" on Amazon's new photography patent above.
Oh, and if you were thinking of applying for a patent of your own, forget that, too. Colbert owns it.
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