05/16/2014 11:24 am ET Updated May 16, 2014

Hey There, Cat!

Is it a conversation if you're the only one doing the talking?

Is the intent of a salutation actually to greet, or is it merely a way of announcing one's presence?

What do you mean,"Hey?"

Was the dubbed speech chosen for its easy synchronization, or is the author longing to be noticed?

Is the dark void where your soul should be unfulfilled by insipid moments caught on video?

Hay is for horses, not cats.

Hey yourself.

(h/t Laughing Squid)

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