This is what it's like to be Lance Armstrong playing Cards Against Humanity.
Just another night of playing Cards Against Humanity... pic.twitter.com/lfu3YtdHRC
— Lance Armstrong (@lancearmstrong) May 18, 2014
As Jezebel put it, this incident provides us with the answer to an eternal question: "What happens when a celebrity plays a game that makes cringeworthy digs at them?"
We can only hope he used "Lance Armstrong's Missing Testicle" to respond to such cards as, "The class field trip was completely ruined by _____."