Hey girl, Ryan Gosling has written and directed that film that he quit acting to write and direct. Here we have an isolated teaser for "Lost River," which depicts "a single mother [Christina Hendrix] who is swept into a dark underworld, while her teenage son discovers a road that leads him to a secret underwater town." There is none of that in this first clip -- no Christina, no underwater town -- but there is a underworld-ish individual, who spends about 30-seconds yelling "look at my muscles." So, watch the clip below, and please at least glance briefly at that man's muscles. "Lost River" is set to premiere at the Cannes Film Festival this week.